Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Top 10 worst Liverpool players

1. Jimmy Carter
A total non-starter.
2. Sean Dundee
Crocodile Dundee would have instilled more fear in opposition defences.
3. Djimi Traore
The luckiest man ever to win a European Cup winners medal. Had all the poise of a young Bambi.
4. Bruno Cheyrou
The new Zidane… or maybe not.
5. Itsvan Kozma
The Dunfermline signing is widely regarded by many as the worst Liverpool player ever.

6. Jean-Michel Ferri

Made two appearances lasting 47 minutes. He was allegedly Houllier’s dressing-room ‘spy’.
7. Torben Piechnik
Simply atrocious.
8. El Hadji Diouf
Lacked the class to wear the number 9 shirt previously worn with such distinction by Ian Rush.
9. Bernard Diomede
An alleged World Cup winner.
10. Abel Xavier
Looked like Santa Claus, but rarely delivered.

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